2013

2013 is going to be a year of complete chaos. There will be hurricans hitting every shore and tornados wipping out every farm. The United States and China will be underwater by April and Canada will attempt to rule the world but will be destroyed by Russia. Twinkies will be saved by Africa and the North Pole will experience no more global warming and all of the polar bears will all be saved. Asia will save the pandas and they will never run out of bambo. Australlia will be the only continent left untouched. Other then that the world will pretty much suck. But in 2014 everything will be fine again.

Rubber Ducks!

This Friday at the Port of Las Angeles customs detained around 35000 Christmas rubber ducks. They were dressed up as Santa, reindeer, and other well known Christmas characters. The toys were filled with too many phthalates which is considered unsafe for children. This is not the first time that people have found massive loads of duckies. 2500 rubber ducks were stolen from police and in 1992 29000 ducks washed up on shore after a storm. They floated hundreds of miles from where they went overboard. Since then they have popped up in Alaska, Japan, and Hawaii. Because of these rubber ducks, scientists have been able to get a better sense of ocean currents and tracking water movements.

 

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Hugh Hefner Getting Married

Last year Hugh Hefner was set to marry his 25 year old girlfriend, Crystal Harris. Unfortunatly it was called off, but now it is back on! They are to get married by the end of this month on New Years Eve. They just recieved their own marriage licsense. This is great because Hugh has a kid that is over 30 years older than his wife! However Crystal will probably not recieve the money that she is after by marrying a man 60 years older than her. There are so many gold diggers around but it looks like Hugh finally found someone who was not! Hopefully they will not break up just before the wedding because then Crystal will not get the attention she craves.