Meth Lab in White House

Yesterday morning a terrifying discovery was made by little Sasha Obama in the Presidents office. A giant million dollar meth lab was being run by our leader. The meth was made by the worlds leading scientists from all over the world, including North Korea. They started to send scientists over to the White House because they figured out a way to make Meth actually better for your teeth instead of completly destroying it. Obama is secretly calling Meth, the new tooth paste. They plan on sending out the new Meth for children test trials in Alabama and Texas because they are the ones who have the worst teeth in America.